I'm back!

Hi pplz! This is... What's my name again? Oh nevemind. I'm typing from my new iPad! Or AM I..?
Anyways, I was gone for a while because I had some work to do. What kind of work?
Well, the first is to find my bedroom. I couldn't really find it after I hit my head trying to reach the fluff balls up in the sky thing up there. So, I came home, just to find my room was replaced with many sharp silvery things that looked like knives! I called the police because SOMEONE must have renovated my house, but the police told me that my room was on this "second" floor, and the room that I thought was my bedroom is actually a

Phew...

Okay. I am finally out of that special treatment that is designed for the rich. Phew, I am feeling better. I am now going to continue my race to the puffy things in that blue thing above my head. Be sure to check it out!
Did you know, that there are actually only 1million people on Earth in total? WHOA, that is so good. >.<
Hey, be sure to check out my new "recommendations of what I should try to do" page, and send me comments.
Thanks, Sabian. Best wishes, and don't forget to pee when your small bladder is filled up, or else you will have trouble with controlling it when you grow up. EWWW!!! =PPPP

My ver...dick?

My uh... "verdick"... is something that means my destiny or something. The guy who sits up in that really high chair with really white hair (he doesn't even seem all that old) told everyone that I would get the 5 year "royal treatment". Cool, eh?
Even though my room looks a bit dull, I can stand it.
Another guy stands next to my palace, liek the previous one, and tells me everyday that this place would train my... "Obesity"? What the hell is that?!
Whatever.
Th1s pl4c3 is k1nd4 f1lled w17h cr33py p40pl3, 4nd th3y all s33m t0 w4n7 t0 d0 s0m3th1ng h0rribl3 t0 th3 gu4rds st4nd1ng 0ut th3r3. 0n3 d4y, 4ll my cr33py fr13nds just d1ss4p34red, 4nd 1 d0 n0t kn0w why 0r h0w. 0h w3ll...
0k4y, 1 g0tt4 g0 f0r n0w. Th3 guy wh0 st4nds b3s1d3 my d00r 1s t4k1ng m3 0uts1d3. Cya!

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My head broke for no apparent reason.
All I did was just fall of a 2-story building and landed in a faceplant!
Oh, and speaking of face-plants, did you know I happened to buy a Face-plant from the hospital? It looks exactly like a real face, except the nurse said that it is not real, because it is frozen and dead. So, it's not real! She also said that was from the memorial storage for funerals, but I have no idea what "memorial" means. I had to ask her how to spell it. The weirdest thing was, right when I walked out of the building, people in blacl holding "L" shaped toys in their hands started running after me, pointing the "L" at me. Do they think that it would somehow fly at me? I was somewha frightened, but soon, the people ran up and caught up to me and gave me a Christmas present, shaped like this= o-o. They helped me put it on, and it was kind of tight. Now I am in this dark room, with a small bed and a toilet and sink attatched to each other. The people standing outside of my suite says that this is the place for special people, and really, it seems lonely.
Maybe I'm realyl important!!! I somehow managed to sneak this computer in here, and... yep.

Hello, and welcome to my blog about my life and how Stupid I am. Wait, is this the title bar?!?! Wow, sorry...

Okay... so now it looks way better because the text is in the correct rectangular pyramid. Am I right?
SEE?
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