I'm back!

Hi pplz! This is... What's my name again? Oh nevemind. I'm typing from my new iPad! Or AM I..?
Anyways, I was gone for a while because I had some work to do. What kind of work?
Well, the first is to find my bedroom. I couldn't really find it after I hit my head trying to reach the fluff balls up in the sky thing up there. So, I came home, just to find my room was replaced with many sharp silvery things that looked like knives! I called the police because SOMEONE must have renovated my house, but the police told me that my room was on this "second" floor, and the room that I thought was my bedroom is actually a

Phew...

Okay. I am finally out of that special treatment that is designed for the rich. Phew, I am feeling better. I am now going to continue my race to the puffy things in that blue thing above my head. Be sure to check it out!
Did you know, that there are actually only 1million people on Earth in total? WHOA, that is so good. >.<
Hey, be sure to check out my new "recommendations of what I should try to do" page, and send me comments.
Thanks, Sabian. Best wishes, and don't forget to pee when your small bladder is filled up, or else you will have trouble with controlling it when you grow up. EWWW!!! =PPPP

My ver...dick?

My uh... "verdick"... is something that means my destiny or something. The guy who sits up in that really high chair with really white hair (he doesn't even seem all that old) told everyone that I would get the 5 year "royal treatment". Cool, eh?
Even though my room looks a bit dull, I can stand it.
Another guy stands next to my palace, liek the previous one, and tells me everyday that this place would train my... "Obesity"? What the hell is that?!
Whatever.
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0k4y, 1 g0tt4 g0 f0r n0w. Th3 guy wh0 st4nds b3s1d3 my d00r 1s t4k1ng m3 0uts1d3. Cya!